THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Troy.
2. Mr T.
3. Bohemian Parody.

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. DocWholigan.
2. Tesla10.
3. InvisibleElvis.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Creative.
2. Proud.
3. Loyal.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Lazy as all hell.
2. Uneducated.
3. Too damn tall.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Maori.
2. Irish.
3. Spanish.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Heights.
2. Water.
3. Spiders.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. A period in front of a computer.
2. Tea.
3. Clean socks.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Rugby jersey.
2. Socks.
3. Trackpants.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Metallica.
2. Iron Maiden.
3. Megadeth.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Metallica - Master of Puppets.
2. Liam Lynch - United States of Whatever.
3. Robbie Williams - Me and my Monkey.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Learn to play guitar as well as bass.
2. Parfait.
3. Sex! That's not unreasonable, is it?!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Honesty.
2. Humour.
3. Wild monkey sex.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. George W Bush is a liar and (Edit: a fucking dickhead and) a cheat.
2. Billy Connolly should be Prime Minister.
3. The United States government did not recover alien artefacts from the desert outside Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes.
2. Shoulders.
3. Breasts. Hey, I'm being honest here.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Go a day without saying fuck. A lot.
2. Fit both fists into my mouth.
3. Give birth.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Games Workshop games/miniatures.
2. Reading.
3. Playing of the bass.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Wild monkey sex with a certain someone.
2. Quit my job.
3. Quit my job.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Armed Forces. Still, kinda.
2. Teaching.
3. Hired gun.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Canada.
2. America.
3. Poland.

THREE KID'S NAMES
1. Milo.
2. Eli.
3. Mars Probe.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Quit my job.
2. Jump from the Sky Tower in Auckland.
3. Punch Ben Stiller really hard in the face.

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY
1. Stormi.
2. Jenn.
3. Xy.